Dunder Mifflin Branson | The Office-Themed Lake Condo

🏢 Welcome to Dunder Mifflin Branson – The Ultimate Office-Themed Getaway!

Ever dreamed of working at Dunder Mifflin? Now’s your chance — kind of!

Welcome to Dunder Mifflin Branson, a fully themed Office-inspired vacation rental designed to deliver comfort, fun, and Scranton vibes with a lakeside twist.

This 1-bedroom, 1-bath condo is filled with The Office décor, memorabilia, and references that will make any fan feel like they’re part of the team. Whether you’re planning a relaxing retreat, a surprise getaway for an Office fan, or a peaceful work-from-Branson stay, this condo is the perfect place to relax, recharge, and laugh.

🛋️ The Space:

• ✔️ Fully furnished 1BR/1BA condo
• ✔️ The Office-themed décor, quotes, collectibles, and Easter eggs throughout
• ✔️ Cozy living room with two pull-out sleeper sofas
• ✔️ Fully stocked kitchen (for your chili attempts — no pressure, Kevin)
• ✔️ Spacious bathroom — even Jan would approve
• ✔️ Fast WiFi for streaming Threat Level Midnight or remote work
• ✔️ Private balcony with stunning Table Rock Lake views
• ✔️ Walk-in unit — NO stairs required
• ✔️ Elevator in the building for full accessibility
• ✔️ Central heating/air conditioning
• ✔️ Smart TV with streaming apps

🛏️ Sleeping Arrangements:

• Bedroom: 1 King Bed with Dunder Mifflin bedding
• Living Room: 2 Sleeper Sofas (comfy enough for Pam… or Dwight)
• Pack and Play: Perfect for tiny travelers

🗺️ Nearby Attractions:

• 📍 Silver Dollar City: Just 4 minutes away! Experience 1880s-themed rides, shows, and family fun.
• 📍 Branson Strip / Hwy 76: Only 10–15 minutes away, with live shows, arcades, restaurants, mini golf, and shopping.
• 📍 Table Rock Lake: Right outside! Enjoy boating, kayaking, fishing, and swimming.
• 📍 Indian Point Marina & Trails: Great for peaceful hikes and water access.
• 📍 Dogwood Canyon Nature Park: 30 mins of Ozarks beauty, bike paths, and waterfalls.
• 📍 Top of the Rock: Golf, caves, and unforgettable views.

🍽️ Our Favorite Local Spots:

• Billy Gail’s: Massive country breakfasts (Michael Scott-approved portions)
• Ozark Mountain Pizza: Quick, local, and delicious
• Wakyoto Japanese Steakhouse: Hibachi and sushi that even Stanley wouldn’t complain about
• Botanas Mexican: Solid food and margaritas just down the road
• Andy’s Frozen Custard: The best post-lake dessert

🧳 Amenities:

• ✔️ Free parking
• ✔️ Seasonal outdoor pool (we provide beach towels!)
• ✔️ Picnic & grill area
• ✔️ Smart Yale lock with custom code access
• ✔️ Multi-port USB chargers throughout
• ✔️ Electric grill on private balcony
• ✔️ Starter supplies of paper goods, soap, and cleaning basics
• ✔️ WiFi Porter on dining table (QR, RFID, and printed credentials)

🚪 Easy Check-In:

You’ll receive a personal door code 24 hours before check-in. No keys. No office visits. No Schrute surveillance (we promise). Just easy access and a clean, cozy condo waiting for you.

🗑️ Trash Disposal:

Trash bins are located just south of the property. Head toward the exit, but instead of turning right out of the lot, go straight onto the dirt road. You’ll find the bins shortly ahead.

🔥 House Rules:

• Check-in after 4:00 PM / Check-out by 11:00 AM
• No smoking 🚭
• No pets (unless it’s Mose… kidding — service animals are always welcome)
• No parties or loud events
• Quiet hours: 10 PM – 8 AM
• Max 8 guests per reservation
• Please treat Office memorabilia with care

🔐 Safety & Accessibility:

• Walk-in unit with elevator access
• Balcony has secure railing — please supervise children
• Smoke detector and fire extinguisher provided
• Emergency contact information posted inside

💬 We’re Here to Help!

Have a question during your stay? Looking for food recs? Need more chili? We’re just a message away and happy to help — faster than Dwight responds to a beet emergency.

🧠 Schrute Fact:

“Identity theft is not a joke, Jim — but staying here is a serious upgrade from the Scranton branch.”

🏆 Why Guests Love Dunder Mifflin Branson:

• ✔️ Unique, The Office-themed experience
• ✔️ Beautiful lake views
• ✔️ Close to Silver Dollar City & top Branson attractions
• ✔️ Cozy, clean, and welcoming
• ✔️ Easy access + elevator = rare find in Branson!
• ✔️ Superhost-level service with just the right amount of humor

🎯 Book Your Stay Today!

Whether you’re on a romantic getaway, a trip with friends, or just living your best Regional Manager life — Dunder Mifflin Branson is ready to welcome you. Your desk (and private balcony) is waiting. 🏢✨