🚗 Directions to Dunder Mifflin Branson

From Branson (The Strip):

• Proceed west on Highway 76 toward Indian Point.
• At the stoplight near Silver Dollar City, turn left onto Indian Point Road.
• Continue exactly 2.5 miles. (Deviation from this path will not be tolerated.)
• Turn left onto Treehouse Lane (watch for the Treehouse Condos sign — it’s not shaped like a beet).
• Follow Treehouse Lane to Building 14, Unit 16.
• Park in any open spot — first come, first serve. (Just like seats at a Scranton seminar.)

From Springfield-Branson Airport:

• Exit airport, take I-44 East briefly to US-65 South toward Branson.
• Exit onto Highway 76 heading west.
• Follow the instructions above once you reach Indian Point Road.

(GPS is acceptable… if you trust machines with your life.)

🏢 When You Arrive:

• Locate Building 14.
• Park in any available spot. (If questioned, shout, “I declare PARKING!”)
• Our unit is #16 located on the third floor— a walk-in unit — no stairs or feats of strength required.
• The elevator is available if you choose to rise to the occasion. It is located at the center of the building.
• The stairs are located on either end of the building.

🔓 Access Instructions:

• Your door code will arrive via email/text 24 hours before check-in.
• Use the Yale Smart Lock — no keys, no nonsense.
• Input your code. Enter with confidence. (False: hesitating will lock you out. Just kidding — but enter the code smoothly.)

🚨 If You Encounter Trouble:

• Contact your hosts immediately through Lodgify messaging, text, or email.
• We will respond faster than Dwight catching a shoplifter at the Steamtown Mall.

🎯 Final Reminders:

✔ This is a walk-in unit with elevator access — no stair training necessary.

✔ Parking is free and unassigned.

✔ The pool is seasonal. Bring beach towels and pretend you’re on Schrute Farms Beach Day. 🏖️

✔ Relax. Enjoy. Pretend you’re Assistant Regional Manager (or Assistant to the Regional Manager). 🏆

🧠 Important Schrute Fact:

“Real vacationers follow printed directions. Fake vacationers rely only on GPS.” — Dwight K. Schrute